I open door 18 and … wait … what is this beast coming into view?
A pink elephant?
No!
Tiz worserer…
HORROR WINE!
Well, that’s tonight nightmare sorted. So, what’s the story behind this royal gargoyle…?
Ah:
That’s cleared that up, anyway.
What does it taste like…? With a back label like that, who cares??
Okay, we’ve got some very ripe dark berry fruits on the nose with a nice minty lift. The palate is soft, plush and a bit jammy. I think they’re trying to get in on the sweet-red-with-gothic-label thing, à la Apothic Red, although from what I understand of that range, I think our winged friend here doesn’t quite match it for sugar content. I wouldn’t quite call this wine balanced, but I wouldn’t call it an alcopop either; more a guilty pleasure.
It goes down very easily, and at this rate I’ll need something else for vegging out on the sofa after they’ve gone to bed.