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Indeed, what a caper ! One is just trying to curry favour 
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Yes! I’m really saffron here! (OK, you need a bit of a Cockney accent to make it work)
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I think you have all got a bit carraway with this thread!
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Sumac’s gotta give…
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I’d like to join in but not sure I mace enough…
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Go on, it’s easy.
Says who?
Sesame
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The only things left in my spice rack unmentioned are Chinese Five Spice and Garam Masala … I’m not sure I can make anything from them (!)
Is everyone else going there for inspiration? 
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Some of these puns are punishable by a long stretch in borage …
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What was the name of that punk artist who sang ‘Lucky Number’? Ah yes, Lena Lovage …
Wasabi?
Issa stripey honey-making insect …
Stopping now.
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I was going to coriander but monosodium glutamate it all.
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Yes! I think we all went a bit bananas! (According to my brother-in-law, banana is a herb. I kid you not). 
Hm! He’s not as eccentric as we thought!
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They are also to radioactivity what ‘the size of Wales’ is to measuring area:
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I see this banana sidestep totally killed this thread but it for chervil be resuscitated…