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The Best Joke Ever!

Two people are out hunting, one collapses, the other one calls 999.

Operator: What is your emergency?
Hunter: My friend just had a heart attack and collapsed. I think he is dead.
O: Okay, do not panic, first make sure he is really dead.
H: (sound of single gunshot) Okay, and now what?