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The Best Joke Ever!

Knock yourselves out!!

Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God Bless You!
(keeping it clean)

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What may I ask are the ground rules here.

people have to find it funny ?!

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Have you heard the one about helping Sanoma county wine estates in these difficult times. Boy I was buckled,

I refer to my previous comment :wink:

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I was buckled, your ground rules I believe

nope…still not getting it

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No need to apologise fella, it seems to happen every time I use public transport.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
Barman: What’s this, some kind of joke?

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish!

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How many counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends if the lightbulb wants to change

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How many strict Freudians does it take to change a penis?

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They are one! :smiley:

Here’s a very, very old one - for those of you that remember Usenet newsgroups, pre-Web Internet, FTP, Finger, and all that jazz…

Q: How many internet mail list members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1,331:

  • 1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed
  • 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
  • 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
  • 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
  • 53 to flame the spell checkers
  • 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
  • 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
  • 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
  • 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
  • 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list.
  • 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
  • 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
  • 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
  • 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
  • 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add “Me Too.”
  • 12 to post to the list that they are unsubbing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
  • 19 to quote the “Me Too’s” to say, “Me Three.”
  • 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
  • 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
  • 47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
  • 143 votes for a new list alt.lite.bulb.
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