Made me laugh. Among the gems are:
Here’s a little nugget for those of you who prefer a quick fix solution to reading things in full: All wine goes with crisps. So, if in doubt (or to guarantee food and wine pairing success) just serve crisps.
Did you know no-one actually knows what turkey tastes like? Don’t look it up, because it’s a fact.
People are obsessed with the idea that Port is just for Christmas, which is plain wrong.
The puppy is for Christmas, Port is for life. Actually, come to think of it, Port is life.
Read the whole irreverent article here.